Okay, so some stuff came up, and we actually start recording on Sunday.
To tide all of us over, here's the video of when Michael Jackson was acquited in 2005. It's kind of a slow burner and takes a little while to get going, but right around the 2 minute mark the camera guy jerks his camera very suddenly as if gasping, because he found that lady who released a dove every time MJ was found "not guilty" of a charge against him. The camera jerk is the best part, because it just looks like the camera guy is like "oh, holy shit. that lady is releasing birds. let's just show this."
Here's what I'm saying: next time there's a big celebrity court case that's televised-- let's go. These people have the right idea. Let's get some doves, bring a cooler with snacks and brews, and watch Mel Gibson go to jail! I'm just assuming. I don't think he's going to jail or whatever right now, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time. I mean, come on.
EDIT: wait the comments on that video are so good.